The Empire of Snowsland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Snow Frostwing with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 7.893 billion Snowslandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowsville. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Snowslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion snowbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 255,490 snowbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, both criminals and civilians are DOA, and Emperor Snow Frostwing is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Snowsland's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Brotherhood of Snow.

Snowsland is ranked 288,657^th in the world and 6,283^rd in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.24 average smiles per day.