The Republic of Ukelect is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Herald Suavey with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 7.024 billion Ukelectians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Care. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ukelectian economy, worth 563 trillion Majasaras a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,269 Majasaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Much of Ukelect's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, Ukelectian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and Herald Suavey's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukelect's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Ukelect is ranked 197,568^th in the world and 3,856^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -80.65 on the Scary Big Number Scale.