The Empire of United Kingdom ofGreatBritain is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, anti-smoking policies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.238 billion United Kingdom ofGreatBritainians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 18.4%.

The frighteningly efficient United Kingdom ofGreatBritainian economy, worth 858 trillion British pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 163,951 British pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, graffiti graces every city's streets, in pet stores nationwide Lions are growing in popularity, and the United Kingdom ofGreatBritain Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise. Crime is totally unknown. United Kingdom ofGreatBritain's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

United Kingdom ofGreatBritain is ranked 57,367^th in the world and 1,328^th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 24.47 flags saluted per person per day.