The Federation of Chechno-Kalimovski is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Akhmat Magomadov with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.747 billion Chechno-Kalimovskians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhmatkala. The average income tax rate is 59.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chechno-Kalimovskian economy, worth 259 trillion Chechno-Kalimovskian Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,446 Chechno-Kalimovskian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, the Federal Council of Chechno-Kalimovski has been announced as the new Head of State, postcards from Chechno-Kalimovskian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chechno-Kalimovski's national animal is the Borz, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Chechno-Kalimovski is ranked 219,153^rd in the world and 4,361^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -95.68 on the Scary Big Number Scale.