The Transoceanic Republic of Aguaria Major is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Unenlagia with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.539 billion Aguarians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aguarbanapolis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aguarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,570 trillion Inaguas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 358,470 Inaguas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime Minister Unenlagia reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave, and a vast monorail network carries people all over the country. Crime is totally unknown. Aguaria Major's national animal is the Fiery-Throated Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is atheism.

Aguaria Major is ranked 292,181^st in the world and 6,408^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -972.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.