The United Kingdom of Nationeer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime King Nixen Welton with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed population of 12.567 billion Nationeers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationeer Central. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nationeerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion Compoints a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,577 Compoints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic cables about Prime King Nixen Welton have suddenly been very flattering, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, and the nation's favourite colour is green (Nationeer has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationeer's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nationeer is ranked 254,735^th in the world and 5,148^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -167.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.