The ██████████████ of Blyskalia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by 𝙳𝙸𝚂𝙰𝚅𝙾𝚆𝙴𝙳█████████████𝙰𝙸 with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 21.331 billion ███████████ are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ████████████████████. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 57.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ███████████ economy, worth a remarkable 3,244 trillion 𝙳𝙴𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙳██████████s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,095 𝙳𝙴𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙴𝙳██████████s, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around ████████████████████, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, ████████████████████'s main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, and international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Blyskalia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blyskalia's national animal is the 𝚃𝙴𝚂𝚃████████𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙾𝙽 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙷𝚃, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is █████𝙶𝙾𝙳██████████𝙲𝚄𝙻𝚃.

Blyskalia is ranked 288,476^th in the world and 6,235^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -559.4 on the Scary Big Number Scale.