The Fiefdom of Lower Melodia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.11 billion Lower Melodians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bergen. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Lower Melodian economy, worth 102 trillion ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 92,404 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets, and third world countries are rich in "I Love New Bergen" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lower Melodia's national animal is the beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lower Melodia is ranked 258,245^th in the world and 5,229^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -181.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.