The Free Land of The Gibraltian Islands is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.225 billion Gibraltians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Case de Arcenciel. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gibraltian economy, worth 144 trillion cheese wheels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 117,912 cheese wheels, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Leader a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime is totally unknown. The Gibraltian Islands's national animal is the Gibraltian cheese lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Gibraltian Islands is ranked 273,016^th in the world and 5,635^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -264.34 on the Scary Big Number Scale.