The Athletic Facilities of Chubrubs is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Pizz with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.515 billion Chubrubsians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Environment, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Pavilion. The average income tax rate is 40.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chubrubsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,626 trillion Hours a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,855 Hours, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and in a fit of passion Pizz has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chubrubs's national animal is the Vedder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sports.

Chubrubs is ranked 165,760^th in the world and 3,626^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 59.65 law-abiding acts per hour.