The People's Republic of Jibberjam is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 19.671 billion Jibberjamians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Jibberjamian economy, worth a remarkable 1,458 trillion Jibbers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 74,162 Jibbers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jibberjam's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jibberjam is ranked 25,449^th in the world and 579^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.62 law-abiding acts per hour.