The Republic of Arch Dornan is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Arch Dornan with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.076 billion Arch Dornanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Navarro. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Arch Dornanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,779 trillion Bottle caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,423 Bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, and women across the country are tying the knot. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arch Dornan's national animal is the Horned kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Frank Horrigan.

Arch Dornan is ranked 1,149^th in the world and 64^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 91.22 average smiles per day.