The People's Republic of Jantisha is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Huey Long with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The devout population of 3.998 billion Jantishans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Luanda. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jantishan economy, worth 297 trillion Florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,461 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jantisha's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Jantisha is ranked 205,513^th in the world and 3,865^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 9.76 average smiles per day.