The Free Land of Orjald is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Orjald with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.233 billion Orjaldians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orjald. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Orjaldian economy, worth 253 trillion Aldeuros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,305 Aldeuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Orjald will pay them to stop, citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, and visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orjald's national animal is the T-Rex, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Orjald.

Orjald is ranked 70,238^th in the world and 2,042^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.03 law-abiding acts per hour.