The Kingdom of The Zheng Dynasty is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Imperial Duke Huan of Zheng with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.472 billion Zheng Dynastyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaifeng. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zheng Dynastyian economy, worth 424 trillion spades a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,966 spades, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Zheng Dynasty's national animal is the panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Traditional Chinese Folk Religion.

The Zheng Dynasty is ranked 32,826^th in the world and 1,166^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.11 law-abiding acts per hour.