The Federation of Sebasticook is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 407 million Sebasticookians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nokomis. The average income tax rate is 35.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sebasticookian economy, worth 31.3 trillion Sebasticook Chaplets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,966 Sebasticook Chaplets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sebasticookian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sebasticook's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sebasticook is ranked 226,343^rd in the world and 4,534^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -102.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.