The Kingdom of David Davidson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by David Davidson with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, devout population of 19.697 billion Sheparders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MollieMax. The average income tax rate is 22.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient David Davidsonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,700 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 137,096 Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, and farmers in arid regions are puzzled with government directions to plant rice this year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. David Davidson's national animal is the Austrailian Shepards, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

David Davidson is ranked 282,642^nd in the world and 5,983^rd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -379.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.