The Cute Overminds of Caecar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Overmind with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, prohibition of alcohol, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.984 billion Caecarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caecar City. The average income tax rate is 81.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Caecarian economy, worth 285 trillion Frees a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,793 Frees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Caecar's national animal is the Overminds, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Caecar is ranked 287,106^th in the world and 6,312^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 43 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.