The United States of Scres Gidgerland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kirill Kalugin with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.854 billion Scres Gidgerlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anchorage. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Scres Gidgerlandian economy, worth 740 trillion dollar USSGS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 152,513 dollar USSGS, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, all the world's a stage for Scres Gidgerlandian political theatrics, all streets are privately owned toll roads, and vehicular manslaughter is apparently a victimless crime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Scres Gidgerland's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular state.

Scres Gidgerland is ranked 34,633^rd in the world and 1,222^nd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.16 law-abiding acts per hour.