Population | 14.378 billion |
Capital | Kazumri |
Leader | Sparax Epolonius Jr |
Faith | Lord Sparax Epolonius |
Currency | Haban dollar |
Animal | Habanan Lion |
The People's Republic of Habanan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sparax Epolonius Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.378 billion Habananians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazumri. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Habananian economy, worth a remarkable 2,455 trillion Haban dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 170,770 Haban dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and people are often woken up by rubbish music. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Habanan's national animal is the Habanan Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lord Sparax Epolonius.
Habanan is ranked 16,926th in the world and 724th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Habanan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, people are often woken up by rubbish music.
- : Following new legislation in Habanan, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Khanate of The Turkic Nation.
- : Habanan was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Northern Tatria.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 163 » Gorundu, The Rhein States, Nouvel Empire, Bankowiata, IHateRights, Shibutani, Sil Dorsett, Russila, Laforeia, Aguaria Major, Corfad, PlanetMercury, Koda-Land, Filibustra, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Wolffoxia, Radicaster, Siwale, Former English Colony, Loutsland, Varisland, Simone Republic, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, Harjad, New Lakemba, Pallaith, Darkanistan, Dreadton, Kranostav, Esperonia, Iespao, Kandorith, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Maott, Wineclaw, Ethnon, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Wilkshire, Southern Moosetopia, PotatoFarmers, Chipoli, Marlducro, Transitional Global Authority, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Jeltronian WA Mission, North Bratislava, and 113 others.South Parter, Arucaria, Viridiann, Deliber, Atrito, Unimaginable Doom, Unshleepd, Northern-Kempia, TamilPesum, New-Ferytland, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Rex Republic, Ishtimbine, New Atlantico, Empy, Pinky Queen, Nationeer, Xagill, Furballland, Oannia, Dakota Territories, Yokciq Empire, Rinadia, Valentine Z, Unsophisticate, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Ayuzhhhhh, Omnistria, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Batatoland Empire, Votak Matim, Inclement Space, Petronellania, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Pyos Ter, Racoda, Joevala, Grith Neria, Lionsroar, Izern, Amdupe, Bodhisva, Sindoesia, Valiacorkit, Kingdom of Time, Bardopia, Leone Frankia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Segesta, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Hyphen, Alogiada, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Khoik, Ereena, Verderiesdre, Sanctum Teriaris, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Germanic Cat, Halsoni, Kainin, Eludmonden, Zelenaya Dolina, Fragrancia, Psykistriaa, Pribaltic Union, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Texaska, Gragadoia, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The Iron Lions, Ubeland, The New Oceanic States, The Resoland, Suvarnavarta, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Northern Tatria, Davidianian, Picairn, and Tragesch Firwat.