The Corporatocracy of Ruskistania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Russki with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, vat-grown people, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.538 billion Ruskistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saskia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ruskistani economy, worth 587 trillion Capybs a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,031 Capybs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 814,729 per year while the poor average 19,365, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

A milk bath costs more than bathing in money, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', education for the poor is learning to ask "do you want fries with that?", and a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ruskistania's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capybaraism.

Ruskistania is ranked 9,895^th in the world and 436^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.46 law-abiding acts per hour.