Population | 620 million |
Capital | VoxTek Enterprises |
Currency | Whiskey Bottle |
Animal | Anti-Monarchist |
The Unironic Monarchist of Depressive-State is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 620 million Depressive-Stateans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VoxTek Enterprises. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.
The thriving Depressive-Statean economy, worth 57.4 trillion Whiskey Bottles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,560 Whiskey Bottles, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,559 per year while the poor average 10,642, a ratio of 43.0 to 1.
Boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, many believe that the only good Anti-Monarchist is a dead Anti-Monarchist, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Depressive-State's national animal is the Anti-Monarchist, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Depressive-State is ranked 20,929th in the world and 448th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 79.64 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Depressive-State was endorsed by The Holy Blue Lucky Nation of The Tony Paporordia.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, many believe that the only good Anti-Monarchist is a dead Anti-Monarchist.
- : Depressive-State was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Most Avoided, Most Advanced Defense Forces, and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, hundreds of teenagers die every year at the Depressive-Statean Hungry Games.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
- : Following new legislation in Depressive-State, small shoes often wash up on the beach.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 100 » Negarden, Shibutani, Corfad, Neptunian Military Administration, Chipoli, Jeltronian WA Mission, Aerilia, New Atlantico, Petronellania, Notyoutopia, Pinky Queen, Varisland, Alogiada, Bardopia, Great Bights Mum, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Tugupaw, PlanetMercury, Deliber, Castle In Confidence, Catalis, South Parter, Nouvel Empire, CyberEgypt, Aguaria Major, Laforeia, Rex Republic, Latin Crimea, Armonker, Esperonia, Bedsonya, Segesta, Zandos, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Jenha, The Confederate States of America, Mystiquelle, Kandorith, Republiqueducroissant, Ethnon, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Arucaria, Bagojo, Former English Colony, Inclement Space, Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, and 50 others.Norwegian FOREST Cat, Bodhisva, Siwale, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Darkanistan, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Oannia, New Cordyceps, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Ziprotscria, Kwaj, Germanic Cat, Loutsland, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Barxa, Dreadton, Texaska, Altivia, Marlducro, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Hyphen, North Bratislava, The New Oceanic States, AJTON, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Tennessee Empire, PotatoFarmers, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, and The Tony Paporordia.