The Tallstar and jake of Norwegian FOREST Cat is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Norry with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 914 million Norwegian forest cats have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anfield stadium. The average income tax rate is 54.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient norry economy, worth 100 trillion Catnips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,287 Catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, and Norry's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwegian FOREST Cat's national animal is the Cloudtail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norwegian FOREST Cat is ranked 156,880^th in the world and 3,089^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -57.94 on the Scary Big Number Scale.