The Republic of Miletic is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marko Miletic with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.625 billion Mileticians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Miletic city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Miletician economy, worth 912 trillion Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 197,328 Dinars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 649,242 per year while the poor average 44,941, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, weight loss clubs that guarantee losing a stone a month are talking about misplacing rocks, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Miletician language, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Miletic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miletic's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Miletic is ranked 4,624^th in the world and 196^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 176 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.