The Dominion of Xanistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 397 million Xanistani live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education, Defense, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xantantinople. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xanistani economy, worth 40.3 trillion querots a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 101,403 querots, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 473,292 per year while the poor average 13,004, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

Whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Xantantinople's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Xanistan's national animal is the Kalkara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xanistan is ranked 85,583^rd in the world and 1,738^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,441.34 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.