The Support Ukraine of Jammlandia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King of Jammlandia with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 8.441 billion Jamlanders enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Jam Factory. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jammlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,920 trillion Jamcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 227,553 Jamcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jammlandia's national animal is the Jam Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Jam.

Jammlandia is ranked 1,926^th in the world and 44^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.8 law-abiding acts per hour.