The United States of Americantopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Freeman with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.484 billion Americantopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Americantopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,005 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 87,586 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, the endangered saltwater humpback eagle is only seen in captivity programs, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Americantopia, and members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Americantopia's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Americantopia is ranked 28,812^th in the world and 721^st in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 19.27 average smiles per day.