The United States of Dignic Freuraternia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, sprawling nuclear power plants, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.538 billion Dignic Freuraternians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lutherville. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dignic Freuraternian economy, worth a remarkable 1,768 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 185,445 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prolonged government investigations are a common revenge tactic among spurned significant others, gift baskets often contain working nukes, the people have taken "Hail Great Leader" as an invitation to lob rocks, and it's rare to find an unchewed pencil. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Dignic Freuraternia's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dignic Freuraternia is ranked 192,808^th in the world and 4,250^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.59 law-abiding acts per hour.