| Population | 8.236 billion |
| Capital | Trunktonia |
| Leader | Babar Zphant |
| Currency | Franc |
| Animal | Elephant |
The Most Serene Republic of Elephant Bill Land is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Babar Zphant with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.236 billion Elephant Bill Landians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trunktonia. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Elephant Bill Landian economy, worth a remarkable 1,120 trillion Francs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,067 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, and explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elephant Bill Land's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Elephant Bill Land is ranked 263,462nd in the world and 5,644th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.53 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Elephant Bill Land was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Elephant Bill Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Elephant Bill Land was endorsed by
The Republic of IC-Water.
- : Elephant Bill Land was endorsed by
The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Elephant Bill Land was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Elephant Bill Land was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Elephant Bill Land was endorsed by
The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Elephant Bill Land was endorsed by
The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Elephant Bill Land was endorsed by
The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Elephant Bill Land was endorsed by
The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 175 » 
Former English Colony, 
The Rhein States, 
Radicaster, 
The Austro Germanic Union, 
Omnistria, 
Bankowiata, 
TheLandOfFunFunFun, 
Shibutani, 
Great Bights Mum, 
Kwaj, 
Varisland, 
Wolffoxia, 
Dreadton, 
New Trisone, 
Koda-Land, 
Unshleepd, 
Filibustra, 
New-Ferytland, 
Harjad, 
Siwale, 
Pallaith, 
Loutsland, 
Andstions, 
Ethnon, 
Corfad, 
Sil Dorsett, 
Regallio, 
Russila, 
Transitional Global Authority, 
Frances Francis the First of France, 
Hai Han, 
Amdupe, 
Darkanistan, 
Wilkshire, 
Racoda, 
Xagill, 
Gragadoia, 
Kranostav, 
North Bratislava, 
French Bananastan, 
Malta Comino Gozo, 
Necromonia, 
Dicko, 
Walter Jackson, 
The Windmilluminati, 
Cobolica, 
Chukstik Illahi, Gmt2001, 
Inspiratus, 
Aguaria Major, and 125 others.
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