The Holy Cultural Districts of The Bikini Bottom Republic is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Squidina Star with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.583 billion Bininilandese enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Binini Bottóm. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Bininiese economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Bininiese Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 226,359 Bininiese Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Astronauts take one small step for The Bikini Bottom Republic and one giant step backward from confrontation, a degree in Squidina Star Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, extreme political groups are outlawed, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Bikini Bottom Republic's national animal is the Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bininiese Catholicism.

The Bikini Bottom Republic is ranked 1,629^th in the world and 88^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 78.87 average smiles per day.