The Sun Republic of Misdainana is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Antonis Mulidis with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.98 billion Misdainese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qance. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Misdainese economy, worth 525 trillion The Aluskian Dollar ALUS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,042 The Aluskian Dollar ALUS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, and Antonis Mulidis has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Misdainana's national animal is the Dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans, and its national religion is Solism.

Misdainana is ranked 25,563^rd in the world and 918^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.69 law-abiding acts per hour.