The United Kingdom of Oceania-America is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister James Tremblay with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 8.257 billion Oceanian-Americans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Oceanian-American economy, worth a remarkable 2,360 trillion Oceanian-American Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 285,892 Oceanian-American Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", citizens must pay to enjoy Oceania-America's pristine beaches, being Prime Minister James Tremblay has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Oceania-America's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Oceania-America.

Oceania-America is ranked 5,115^th in the world and 247^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.97 law-abiding acts per hour.