The Characters of Dryf Nation is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nypho with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.59 billion Characters are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Multiversal Core. The average income tax rate is 46.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Characterized economy, worth 199 trillion canios a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,037 canios, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Dryf Nation's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Impolism.

Dryf Nation is ranked 246,206^th in the world and 4,971^st in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -140.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.