The Dictatorship of Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Damiano Vulpo with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed population of 873 million Neoubelelandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Foxiana. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Eastern Alt Neoubelelandian economy, worth 76.8 trillion Foxins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,988 Foxins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it, ordinary soldiers trade rumors about the top secret "Death From Above" project, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, and rural Neoubelelandians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Alt Neoubeleland's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eastern Alt Neoubeleland is ranked 264,898^th in the world and 5,408^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -211.07 on the Scary Big Number Scale.