The Socialist Republic of Leone Frankia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Francoi Bleu with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.739 billion Franks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lyönefurt. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frankish economy, worth 234 trillion Frankish Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 135,026 Frankish Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the nation's museums are real penny-pinchers, and freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Leone Frankia's national animal is the Leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Leone Frankia is ranked 274,783^rd in the world and 5,710^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -273.96 on the Scary Big Number Scale.