The People's Republic of Jomamah is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 2 billion Jomamahians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big City. The average income tax rate is 74.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jomamahian economy, worth 271 trillion dong a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,992 dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, and the comic book series 'Leader and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller. Crime is totally unknown. Jomamah's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jomamah is ranked 275,387^th in the world and 5,727^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -283.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.