The Federal Republic of New-Ferytland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal President Ernst Ekehard with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 5.003 billion Ferytlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdar. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New-Ferytlandian economy, worth 990 trillion Florens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,897 Florens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, New-Ferytlandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, and Federal President Ernst Ekehard claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-Ferytland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxie.

New-Ferytland is ranked 283,199^th in the world and 5,989^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -396.15 on the Scary Big Number Scale.