The Somewhat Democratic Republic of TyGerria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President TyGon Ji with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.685 billion TyGerrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bostonia. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient TyGerrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,675 trillion Drachlais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,881 Drachlais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has announced its plans to construct a giant weaponised robot-cat, visiting dignitaries make excuses to leave functions early and head to the nearest pub, TyGerrian diplomacy is by the book, and they say that TyGerrians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TyGerria's national animal is the TyGerrian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paradisism.

TyGerria is ranked 282,081^st in the world and 5,960^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -368.84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.