The I am inside your walls of Westplain and Tolcor is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Richard with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.715 billion Arsolites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of Idrasil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.7%.

The powerhouse Arsolite economy, worth 167 trillion Ahalecs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 97,543 Ahalecs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, Horax has been named as Westplain and Tolcor's national religion, becoming a missionary is a sure-fire route to martyrdom, and creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Westplain and Tolcor's national animal is the Holy White Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Horax.

Westplain and Tolcor is ranked 252,706^th in the world and 5,108^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -159.76 on the Scary Big Number Scale.