The Free powers of Oskland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Aleiv Aleski with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.338 billion Osklandics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Varsegan. The average income tax rate is 67.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Osklandic economy, worth 364 trillion Osklandic dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 109,169 Osklandic dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is in perpetual campaign mode, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Northern Tailed Deer sacrifices, they say that Osklandics made a dessert and called it peace, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oskland's national animal is the Northern Tailed Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Badelisum.

Oskland is ranked 268,188^th in the world and 5,511^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -228.33 on the Scary Big Number Scale.