The Empire of Justosia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperador Carlos Francisco III with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 7.334 billion Justosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Justosian economy, worth a remarkable 1,367 trillion Justoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 186,442 Justoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, and official maps have to be revised on a weekly basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Justosia's national animal is the Justosian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Justosia is ranked 7,210^th in the world and 319^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 140 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.