The Equivocal Extraterrestrial of Allied Stumbler is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by The Void with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.298 billion Degenerates enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Degenerate economy, worth a remarkable 1,895 trillion Glorified Papers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 203,852 Glorified Papers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, it's never "just a game" with Degenerate sports fans, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany The Void to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allied Stumbler's national animal is the Weeaboo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Futurism.

Allied Stumbler is ranked 9,142^nd in the world and 465^th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 34.97 average smiles per day.