The Oceanic Imperium of Kamohoalii is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kamehameha VI with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and parental licensing program. The compassionate population of 11.539 billion Kamohoaliians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neptune City. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kamohoaliian economy, worth a remarkable 2,345 trillion tritons a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 203,260 tritons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cities are engulfed by smog, fishermen take out second mortgages to afford the yearly fishing permit, Kamohoalii is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kamohoaliian Space Agency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kamohoalii's national animal is the killer whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Gnosticism.

Kamohoalii is ranked 4,419^th in the world and 214^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.75 law-abiding acts per hour.