The Socialist Federal Republic of Artoriticitys is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yevgraf Germogen Kempf with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.343 billion Artoreans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fürthreich. The average income tax rate is 40.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Artoreanz economy, worth 521 trillion molens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,048 molens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cremation is compulsory for the deceased, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws, and referenda are held for every conceivable government action. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Artoriticitys's national animal is the Artorian tigers, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is State secular.

Artoriticitys is ranked 80,166^th in the world and 2,280^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.52 law-abiding acts per hour.