The Federation of Adziolandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Adziunia with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.682 billion Adziolandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sankt Helszawa. The average income tax rate is 63.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adziolandian economy, worth 292 trillion helenówkas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,025 helenówkas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, teachers are routinely tested to keep their jobs, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, and an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adziolandia's national animal is the mule, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adziolandia is ranked 81,811^th in the world and 1,702^nd in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 26.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.