Population | 4.002 billion |
Capital | Morbinville |
Leader | Gustavo Rasdrani |
Currency | Mortionian lira |
Animal | Morbius |
The United Republican Federation of Mortionia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gustavo Rasdrani with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.002 billion Mortionians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Morbinville. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Mortionian economy, worth 623 trillion Mortionian lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,879 Mortionian lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
A popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", and construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mortionia's national animal is the Morbius, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Mortionia is ranked 280,225th in the world and 5,897th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -337.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Mortionia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Mortionia endorsed The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
- : Mortionia endorsed The Grand Federation of Xentherida.
- : Mortionia endorsed The Republic of Solmetria.
- : Mortionia endorsed The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar.
- : Following new legislation in Mortionia, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Mortionia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Mortionia, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
- : Following new legislation in Mortionia, traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers.
- : Following new legislation in Mortionia, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 146 » Loutsland, PlanetMercury, Atrito, Great Bights Mum, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Bankowiata, Varisland, Southern Moosetopia, Koda-Land, Walter Jackson, Corfad, Shibutani, Kwaj, Chipoli, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Siwale, New Atlantico, Sil Dorsett, Petronellania, South Parter, KAP03land, Dreadton, Wilkshire, Territorio di Nessuno, Darkanistan, Laurendon, Ethnon, The Windmilluminati, Velon, Laforeia, Necromonia, Omnistria, Pallaith, Chukstik Illahi, PotatoFarmers, Kranostav, Esperonia, David Davidson, New-Ferytland, Inspiratus, Kandorith, Frieszia, U S Eh, Nouvel Empire, Deliber, Wolffoxia, New Lakemba, East Wali, North Bratislava, Ovekisu, and 96 others.Frances Francis the First of France, Simone Republic, Great Ignesia, The Zheng Dynasty, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Former English Colony, Panama Coalition, Wineclaw, XST, Inclement Space, Arucaria, Ishtimbine, Nationeer, Grith Neria, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, The Rhein States, Marlducro, Sindoesia, Unsophisticate, Dicko, Bodhisva, Republiqueducroissant, AmManies, Bardopia, Aerilia, DarkMondoria, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Zandos, TamilPesum, Xiang Dynasty, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Rex Republic, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Aguaria Major, Soviet Terran, Catalis, Tugupaw, Tehmistan, Vexilia, Alogiada, Eurocom, Malta Comino Gozo, Neptunian Military Administration, Pinky Queen, Votak Matim, Lezaseia, Mystiquelle, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, IHateRights, Bagojo, Izern, Illusia and Neverendia, Adziolandia, Love Shack, Russila, Caecar, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Germanic Cat, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Ayuzhhhhh, Blyskalia, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Nistriabar, Francois Isidore, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Ziprotscria, Dillimore, PwRepublic, Davidianian, Picairn, and Tragesch Firwat.