Population | 1.161 billion |
Capital | Caelilopolis |
Leader | the consuls |
Currency | aureus |
Animal | aquila |
The Republic of Caeliloquus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by the consuls with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.161 billion Caeliloquis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caelilopolis. The average income tax rate is 47.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Caeliloqui economy, worth 79.9 trillion aureuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,855 aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Private law firms are unheard of, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, The consuls steals from the rich and gives to the needy, and Caeliloqui farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic. Crime is totally unknown. Caeliloquus's national animal is the aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Caeliloquus is ranked 244,467th in the world and 4,920th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -137.28 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Caeliloquus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Inclusive and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Caeliloquus was endorsed by The Golden Throne Room of Ethnon.
- : Caeliloquus was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Caeliloquus was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : Caeliloquus was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Caeliloquus was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Caeliloquus was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Caeliloquus was endorsed by The Empire of Dillimore.
- : Caeliloquus was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Caeliloquus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 118 » Pallaith, Varisland, Bankowiata, Corfad, Chipoli, Shibutani, Tugupaw, Saint-Dauphin, New-Ferytland, Esperonia, New Atlantico, PotatoFarmers, Jeltronian WA Mission, PlanetMercury, Nouvel Empire, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Castle In Confidence, Kranostav, Atrito, Bodhisva, Laurendon, Laforeia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, South Parter, Southern Moosetopia, Petronellania, Wineclaw, Ovekisu, Galbadiana, New Derse, Darkanistan, Idotistanistan, Kandorith, Notyoutopia, Great Ignesia, Inclement Space, Bedsonya, AJTON, Abskosmos, Batatoland Empire, North Arkana, North Bratislava, Ishtimbine, Grith Neria, Loutsland, Bjorkikistan, Viceroy Vincent, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, and 68 others.Izern, Sil Dorsett, Marlducro, Sindoesia, Simone Republic, Bardopia, Aerilia, The Iron Lions, Zandos, Great Bights Mum, Neptunian Military Administration, Aguaria Major, Republiqueducroissant, Catalis, Nationeer, Arucaria, Hyphen, Votak Matim, Alogiada, Pinky Queen, Deliber, Rex Republic, Armonker, Kwaj, Mystiquelle, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Bagojo, IHateRights, Former English Colony, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Siwale, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, McMasterdonia, Arostica, Oannia, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Germanic Cat, Dreadton, Texaska, Koda-Land, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, Ubeland, New Lakemba, Yaorozu, Dillimore, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, and Ethnon.