The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Notstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.282 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth a remarkable 1,739 trillion MEUS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 209,975 MEUS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the La-lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loyalty to the King.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 1,342^nd in the world and 63^rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 159.4 law-abiding acts per hour.