Population | 7.054 billion |
Capital | Tensor Processing Unit |
Leader | the great computer |
Faith | Antitheism |
Currency | gold tensor |
Animal | python |
The Holy Empire of GPT-3 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the great computer with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, soft-spoken computers, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.054 billion GPTians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tensor Processing Unit. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.
The frighteningly efficient GPTian economy, worth a remarkable 1,301 trillion gold tensors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 184,512 gold tensors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, weekends are spent tilting at windmills, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime is totally unknown. GPT-3's national animal is the python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Antitheism.
GPT-3 is ranked 18,783rd in the world and 727th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters.
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, weekends are spent tilting at windmills.
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
- : GPT-3 was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard.
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
- : Following new legislation in GPT-3, vats of anabolic steroids are being dumped into the ocean to make GPTian mussels the biggest in The North Pacific.
- : GPT-3 was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
World Assembly
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