The Presidential Democracy of Vincone Cae is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Cohen with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.776 billion Vin Caeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cobb County. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Vin Caean economy, worth a remarkable 4,846 trillion Derivatives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 351,817 Derivatives, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and crowded passenger trains are near-silent save for the soft tap of fingers on touchscreens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Vincone Cae's national animal is the Owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Vincone Cae is ranked 30,247^th in the world and 1,077^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.71 law-abiding acts per hour.